NEW YORK OR CHICAGO

DO YOU

DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY HUSBAND IS FROM, HE MENTIONS IT IN EVERY SONG.

ALSO GOLD IS MY FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS

LISTEN YOU FUCKING CARRY AROUND THIS LUMP OF TALENTBABY AND TELL ME IT ISN’T REAL

I WILL FILLET YOUR SOUL MOTHERFUCKER I HAVE CLASS HOW DARE YOU

IT’S MOSTLY GOLD FLAKES OVER VARIOUS FOODS. REALLY I JUST CARRY A SHAKER OF GOLD FLAKES AND SPRINKLE IT OVER EVERYTHING. IT’S SATISFYING AND MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A GODDESS MORE THAN I USUALLY DO.

THE ONE WHERE I’M STANDING OVER A GIGANTIC ORGY AND I BLESS IT WITH MY SHINING POWER, IT’S LIKE 50 ORGASMS COVERED IN CHOCOLATE WHEN I DO IT RIGHT.

THIS IS WHAT I CALL “SATURDAY AFTERNOON”

AS IF ANYTHING COULD CONTAIN THE FIERCE BEY-BOSOM.

LISTEN I DON’T HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN CINEMATOGRAPHY OR MATH TO YOU. GO TAKE SOME CLASSES WITH WERNER HERZOG LIKE I DID FOR BOTH.

SQUATS AND DIPS, LITTLE SASHA. AND MILLIONS OF LOVE LETTERS.

IT IS ME FROM THE TIME I DECIDED I WANTED FRECKLES.

IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES